Always go after her. No matter how mad she seems. She loves you more than words can tell.
{a.d.a}  (via solytaire) ←

dogapult said: black magic and/or absinthe + pliers

i can do that. who wants to be my blood sacrifice

Whats the best way to get your wisdom teeth removed if you don’t have health insurance?

We have this friend who’s a really great friend and he’s nice and cool and all but he comes over every single day and stays FOREVER until like fucking 1am every damn night fucking Christ howwww whyuyy like today he was supposed to stop by and pick something up for ten minutes 7 hours ago ヽ(。_°)ノ

Wish I could submit to a blog from my phone wtf tumblr app

yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

mypatronusisyou:

draumstafir:

I don’t respect the military, I don’t respect the police, I don’t respect elected officials. I’m not gonna apologize for not supporting and respecting people who willingly partake in and benefit from oppressive, violent systems. 

people in the military don’t benefit from shit. do you really think people whose lives were so shitty that they signed up to go get their limbs blown off in a warzone are actually benefiting from anything? PLEASE

And what about the people who work for contractors hired by the military to terrorize innocent civilians? And have been caught on tape doing so tons of times.

draumstafir:

I don’t respect the military, I don’t respect the police, I don’t respect elected officials. I’m not gonna apologize for not supporting and respecting people who willingly partake in and benefit from oppressive, violent systems.